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People call it Teller
For those who are retarded, lack of sense of humor,
empty stomach, suffering from constipation or having too high moral standard...
Stop!
Stop! Bastard!
Who are you?
Watch out!
Holy Shit! Shit! Shit!
This movie is based on a true event
No vacancy in dormitory.
Students have to live in brothel?
(Our room.)
(Brothel.)
Chin-man Ngan and Yue-ching Yau are major in computer science,
they said they have nowhere to live in dormitory.
So they have to live in brothels.
(no hooker here) so they have to live in brothels.
(no hooker here)
Are you that hardcore, baby?
Not used to living here.
In fact... we don't go whoring.
In fact many hookers are around, we don't go whoring...
I don't even need mosaic
so you can tell I am not that kind of person.
Are you?
You don't go whoring? Or you dare not to?
Shocking Wet Dream
I think...
we have to end our relationship today.
There are so many things...
waiting for me to explore in the outside world.
Before we break up,
I'd like to experience again this uncertain and rage,
the moment of expanding and contracting.
Hey. are you jerking off?
Poo-poo...
Done?
Take a shower.
She is a girl.
It's not good to be smelly.
I save 2 cans for you.
Heard that one can last longer after drinking this.
I am helping you to lose your virginity.
Aren't you?
So what?!
So I drank 4 cans though.
I am not going.
Come on.
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
I press this one, you press that one.
No way.
We press together.
If we press together,
it will be so embarrassed
as she sees 2 boys standing.
One for each.
Hurry up.
(Highly recommended.)
(Storm Angel Lorili.)
It 's comfortable...
Ha...
Handsome, wanna fuck? Fuck me.
Fuck me... Handsome.
Fuck me.
Wanna fuck? Fuck me!
Fuck me! I am juicy.
Fuck me! Handsome!
Look at my tits, it's juicy.
I am so itchy...
What the fuck! Are you doing or not? Hurry up!
(Don't be angry)
Chang-Seng Velvet Antler Wine.
It's wonderful
Wonderful...
It's all wet! It's my juice!
Not sentimental enough? Let me sing a song for you.
I will do whatever you say.
I will do whatever you order.
I will do whatever you say
I will do whatever...
You wanna fuck me or not?
Don't wanna fuck? Let's play SM?
Cuff me...
Hey... hey... hey... hey... hey...
First time?
Should I take off myself?
I do massage only...
I told you not to go whoring already.
Ultimate Sex 4 times Squirting Full HD 1080P.
Download completed.
What the fuck? Who is it?
No hooker here!
It's written down! Son of the...
Hello.
Hide the monitor!
Hello.
Miss, anything I can help?
Help me to move the pot inside.
Chin-man, come and help.
Put in the middle.
It's a gift for you.
I am living next door.
I... saw you guys on the net-news ...today
My name is Bowie.
I just came back from States.
Are you guys good at computer?
In fact, we are hackers.
We sell illegal munitions on the net.
We just steal weapons on the online games and sell to others.
You guys always eat cup noodles?
Yeah...
Let's have dinner in my place
Let's go, chin-man, get moving.
Just call me Bowie.
Hi, Bowie.
I'm not feeling well, you guys go ahead.
I better wait for him, see you later.
OK, see you.
See you.
Bye.
You guys are so fast.
Have some bananas first.
I am still cooking, please wait for a while.
Do you think I am sexy?
Yes...
What the fuck are you looking at?
I will charge you for that.
(undefined language)
They are living next door.
I cook too much, so I asked them to have dinner with us.
Aren't you guys eating?
Bowie.
You used to have so many girls eating with you?
Yes.
They are all doing business downstairs.
It's spacious here and have good ventilation.
So we always have gathering.
How can you make such a big dish?
It's easy.
6 eggs, 2 teaspoonful of sugar
and some orange skin...
I think this guy is very suspicious...
A 3-point after a turn...
Shit!
I have to go, I am tired.
Lorili.
We still have dessert.
No, thanks
Let me see you out.
Vacant seats.
I am leaving.
We still have dessert.
You are leaving?
Yes.
Bye.
(This is our closest distance)
I am starving.
Have some grapes.
What taste is that?
Taste of grape
Salty?
It's been salted.
Have some more?
Good morning
Let me show you some good stuff!
You hacked all the CCTV and video cam.
Big tits?
Big pussy?
You raunchy cunt!
I can even smell it over the screen!
Over 50,000 fans?
Few months later,
we will be much more famous than Ng Kin Hung!
Who is Ng Kin Hung?
(Ng Kin-Hung: Famous movie producerin Hong Kong.)
What the hell! You don't know Ng Kin Hung?
(Filmography: Lan Kwai Fong, Lan Kwai Fong 2) What the hell! You don't know Ng Kin Hung?
(Filmography: Lan Kwai Fong, Lan Kwai Fong 2)
Have you watched Lan Kwai Fong?
(Filmography: Lan Kwai Fong, Lan Kwai Fong 2)
(And Lan Kwai Fong 3 - From Wiki)
You have to promise me that
(And Lan Kwai Fong 3 - From Wiki)
you won't spy on Bowie's room.
You don't do it and you don't let others do it too.
Damn nerd.
Watch!
It's so exciting, really?
Should we go and check it out?
You go first.
Shit...
Something happened...
Something...
What's up to you?
Something happened in Lorili's room?
Must be her gangster boyfriend...
M-Murda came and asked for money.
Gangster?
Don't panic.
I have the keys.
Why did you hit Lorili?
Who's Lorili?
Don't be afraid, I will protect you.
Punk.
Who the hell are you?
Dare you say you would protect my girlfriend?
Dame you!
You are doomed...
We have video of how you hit her...
I will post it on FB with subtitle and GPS...
Also with my 50,000 fans.
Even FBI will come and get you.
If you don't leave, I will call the police.
I am a cop though.
Didn't you say he's a gangster?
They are about the same.
So what?
If I post it on net, you will be fired anyway.
So?
What else can you do?
Do you know what cloud is?
The video of how you hit her
is back-up in the server.
It's in Slovenia.
Dare you blow it off.
Mr. Interpol.
Remember!
I will have my revenge!
It's also recorded too.
In fact, I don't know what cloud is,
I have made lots of food.
Let's party.
Let's go.
Have some sausage.
Have some beer.
I am vegetarian.
This is veggie.
I specially bought that.
Yes.
Isn't your iPad broken?
I have quite a few.
Why are you always holding your iPad?
'Cuz there are many funny stuff on the net.
Yes.
Have you watched Super off-pitch King?
It's great.
Wanna watch?
Ok.
It's simple.
Those who support this show, please sit down
Sit down...
Those who support this show, please sit down
Sit down...
Those who support this show, please sit down
One month later
Come here...
Like this...
Come on...
please sit down
My computer is not working.
Can you fix it?
Ok.
It's done.
So fast?
I have replaced a 1.3 deluxe HDAV soundcard for you.
It will be much faster.
I mean...
You fix that so fast
I am leaving then.
Maybe you should play a movie
to see whether it's been fixed or not?
You don't trust me?
I really know how to fix it.
Let's play the movie,
Melody lover framed up
Chi-ho is the lead, you like Chi-ho?
Yes.
Since A Kindred Spirit,
I like him so much.
Laughter
is full of harmony.
Do you know why
it's easier for women to suffer from incontinence than men?
If you don't know...
Why don't you ask me?
Do you...
have something to tell me?
Go ahead.
Come on, nothing to lose.
You smell nice.
Thanks.
We are shooting.
Why is it easier for women
to suffer from incontinence than men?
Do you have a crush on me?
Yes.
No, you have to give me feedback so that I can go on.
Come on, be cooperate.
He has a wife.
No feedback at all.
But he's been nice to me.
He gave me place to live.
He gave me money.
I think you are nice too...
It's hard to go.
What's up?
You want me the eat the microphone?
Welcome to the 2nd part of the show!
We've asked you in the last part...
Do you know why
it's easier for women to suffer from incontinence than men?
Do you?
What?
Okay...
So I tell you now
The length of urethra for men is 16cm to 20cm.
While the length of urethra for women is 4cm to 5cm.
That means,
men can hold their urine up to 20cm
while women can only hold their urine up to 5cm.
And cerebrum is part of the CNS.
When the CNS is excited,
it will be cramped.
Got it?
Okay...
finish?
I love her so much...
There's nothing either good or bad,
But thinking makes it so.
It's the lines in Hamutaro by Shakespeare
Shakespeare? Hamutaro?
It's called Hamlet
It's translated as Hamutaro in Japanese.
(At this moment, )
(it seems that I understand everything)
(When I was enjoying the blowjob, )
(I see through the universe.)
Once you got drunk, you will know how strong the wine is.
Once you were in love, you will know how treasure love is.
She is someone's mistress.
But someone gave you blowjob
It's even out.
Yes.
I give you money.
It's for luck.
Be quiet.
Follow me.
Come here
Listen.
No matter what
Just take them all
Action.
(This is our closest distance.)
Take them all!
Freeze.
What?
Freeze.
I haven't done anything.
What's going on?
Shut up!
I told you I will have my revenge!
Sir.
What should we do now?
No matter what! Just take them all!
Ok.
On what charge?
Who you think you are that can get us?
Didn't you hear what I said?
I said no matter what
no matter what
take them all!
On what charge?
Who you think you are that can get us?
I told you I will have my revenge!
No matter what,
Just take them all
I told you I will have my revenge!
I will have my revenge!
Keep searching.
Get whoever you find.
Especially those punks.
Don't let them run away.
Yes, sir.
It hurts.
Don't touch me.
If you have anything to say wait till at the station.
I need a lawyer.
Action.
Yes.
Save it at the station.
On what charge?
I wanna have ice-cream.
I want to poo-poo.
Don't move.
Let them go.
Are you ok?
Thanks.
I should thank you though.
It's good to have you.
You are welcome.
Go back and have a rest.
We will go for the rescue.
Yes.
You just leave first.
Yes.
You gotta be careful.
Ok.
Keep going.
Let's go.
We go and distract the police.
Stop...
Stop there...
Stop...
You can't run away... stop...
He activated the energy charger.
His fighting ability is 5 times higher than normal people.
No, 50 times.
No, it's 100 times.
He's consuming his own life.
Chin-man, please don't!
I beg you!
Impossible!
Again?
You guys can't run away.
Stop.
Bad luck guys
Drop your weapons and surrender.
They got you?
Anyway
Thank you so much...
for saving me.
Can I...
hug you?
Can I hug you?
Bowie Lam
Someone came to bail you out.
Sorry.
Shocking Wet Dream
It's been completed.
Next,
enjoy a short clip.
Run On Drugs
After I have seen Running Karma,
I do believe...
in karma.
I ran a gift shop,
and I lost money for that.
Because of this,
my girlfriend was so mad and
broke up with me.
Because we broke up,
I have to move out.
No need.
I will change the lock.
Do you have anything left?
Just breaking up,
You don't have to unfriend my status...
And to cancel following on my Instagram.
But I think...
as we broke up, everything have to be clear-cut.
Bitch.
I gotta go...
Wait...
And Shing, just take it with you.
Why don't you want him?
He's so noisy.
Noisy?
Yes, noisy.
He also needs...
me to take him out for pee pee and poo poo.
That's enough.
Bitch.
Only Kit would screw you.
Kit would screw me but not you.
Knock it off!
Try to imitate me?
Imitate you?
Mine is Western style.
Yours is Japanese style.
Imitate you?
Knock it off, bitch
Sherman, just stop that, ok?
What Sherman?
I told you.
My name is She Man.
Rose
Whenever you need anything, I will be there.
You have such...
odd friend.
You gotta be careful.
But, before leaving...
Let's take a picture.
Ok, I'm leaving.
Bye.
Stupid bitch!
You go to hell.
It's good that I am not a woman
Thanks.
We are buddies.
Kit.
It's different from the past.
Look at my car.
And look at yours.
Can you lend me some money?
No way.
But I know you need cash.
Are you interested in helping me for...
Delivery?
Go to this restaurant.
Find the chef and mention my nickname.
He will give you the mushroom.
Chef.
Chef...
Is it expensive?
Of course.
It's so refreshing.
Good stuff.
Kid.
First time?
Do you know
What it is?
Mushroom, Enoki mushroom...
or something like that.
This called hallucinogenic mushroom
It's so popular in Europe and States.
Those ecstasy and Ketamine...
no one would touch that.
I don't take drugs.
What did you say?
You said you don't take what?
Aren't you the delivery guy?
I thought you are the delivery guy and show you the good stuff.
Just take me as I haven't seen it though?
I give you a piece of shit.
You take it.
Then you excrete that out.
Can you say that you haven't eaten that?
Which hands you often use for jerking off?
Answer me.
Both.
Come on.
Cheer up.
Just tell me.
We are family.
Come on.
Let me tell you.
Don't make any mistakes.
Come on.
Say hello to them.
Don't try to run away.
By the way, in fact...
how do you jerk off with both hands?
I am so curious.
No, it'd be embarrassed.
Send me a clip for that.
Go.
You don't have much time.
What are you standing here for?
Shit!
Your hair is standing on.
Itchy..
You said it's itchy while other said it's painful.
Let me blow it for you.
What?
It will be dried faster.
Excuse me, I am looking for the tattoo master?
Here I am.
Which one are you looking for?
Mater Ng Man-Sun.
Me the only one.
Come in.
Did you have it before?
I mean these mushrooms?
There are 2 kinds.
One is growing in water and the other one is growing in soil.
The water one...
you will feel great when you moan.
The soil one...
you will feel energetic after eating that.
Which one you like?
What about this?
This one is cross-bred.
It's obscene...
Like me.
Can you just give me the money.
Coz I am in a hurry.
Just try this.
I don't drink that.
I need to drive, get yourself high.
What a waste!
Cool!
Every time I drink this,
I will be so exciting in making tattoo.
Wanna try?
No, thanks.
Master.
I am ready.
Sorry, I have a client here.
Just wait.
You haven't told me what tattoo you want.
I am jilted.
I want the tattoo to be...
Lover 16th
Why
am I becoming your lover 16th?
It's a good song.
Give you a discount.
Really?
You haven't told me where you wanna have the tattoo.
I want it on my penis.
Never mind.
Let me check first.
Well, at this moment,
I can only tattoo 16 though.
Don't worry.
I will fix that up for you.
I guarantee the whole lyrics would be on it.
Where are you going?
Taking a pee.
Washroom is over there.
Public washroom will do.
Dumbass!
Never mind.
Let's get started.
Master.
Do you have a boyfriend?
I am not gay.
What should I do?
Should I eat first or do the delivery?
Sleepy?
Take a rest then.
Beware of catching cold.
Ok?
Do you know who Moon is?
Have a drink.
You will get high.
I am so high.
You keep going-
Not high enough.
I will look for Moon myself.
Have one more!
Excuse me, please do it over there.
Have one more.
Where is Moon?
Have one more.
Where is Moon?
It's not gonna work.
You bastard!
Have some pizza.
I'm full.
Have some pizza.
No, thanks..
Have some pizza.
I am allergic to pizza.
Have some pizza...
Ok...
Just one.
Have some pizza...
Who are you?
You did scare me.
Moon.
Yes.
I have been looking for you.
Look at you.
First time
eating that hallucinogenic mushroom?
The pizza you just ate...
have lots of mushroom.
Shit!
Calm down.
Shit!
Calm down
Stop.
Stop...
Stop!
Shit!
Holy shit!...
Did I knock him over?
You almost knock someone down.
Shit!
Did I really knock him over?
Go!
Go...
Go! Hurry up...
Where's Shing?
Shing!
Shit!
Fuck!
Shit! Did I drop it on the street?
Who is Shing?
My tortoise.
Shit!
Shing!
He's here.
Thanks...
Is he expensive?
Shit!
Mom.
I am on the way now...
That's it.
Yes...
Mom, yes...
Ok...
Ok, bye.
Where are you going?
Back to the party!
As you are here,
can you go somewhere with me?
I am not a hooker.
You misunderstood though.
Today is my mom's birthday.
Can you pretend to be my girlfriend?
If I help you...
how you will repay me?
Disgusting!
Just a grab.
Let's go.
Greedy!
Why is here so many rubbish? You...
Gift! Rubbish?
I have to tell you.
My mom is so conservative.
Just do as she says.
Don't worry.
I am famous for being nice.
Well I can see that.
Cover up your tits, ok?
It doesn't look nice.
That's better...
Take this...
As a birthday gift from you.
It doesn't look nice.
You think we are shopping huh?
I am so depressed now.
Happy birthday!
Punk.
You finally came for me.
You know I have a bad memory.
Mom.
The magazine says
babies from aged mothers
would have higher chance of having mental disorder.
What did you say, bitch?
Auntie.
My mom hate to be called auntie.
You should call her Fiona.
Auntie Fiona.
Happy birthday.
Take a seat...
This one is...
He's Bobby.
He helps me in fixing air-conditioner.
Fixing air-conditioner?
And that is...
He needs to put on a glove though.
With just one finger?
Chick, who are you?
I am your son's girlfriend.
You are so articulate, you do look like at my younger age.
Can you be more polite?
You are off duty.
Call me if you need me next time.
My air-conditioner always breaks down.
I will call you for sure.
You are fixing air-conditioner though.
You don't have to kiss my mother.
Who the hell are you?
Here is my business card.
You can call me whatever you want.
You can even call me dad.
Fuck!
Get lost.
Bye.
Happy birthday to me!
Have some cake.
You want to be my daughter-in-law?
It's not that easy.
You have to wipe the windows at 8:00 am.
You have to sing a song when feeding the tortoise.
Just wait and see.
It will be a nightmare to you.
You will regret for the rest of your life.
Blow the candles.
Ok, blow the candles.
Auntie.
This piece is specially for you.
Mom.
It's late now.
We are leaving, ok?
What? Bastard!
It's not fake.
It's real.
Bitch!
How dare you!
You have such big tits.
I am gonna have some milk though.
Rush for milk.
Fiona
We gotta go.
My son...
My son likes...
Mom...
My son likes...
Don't eat those with mushroom...
No...
I want milk...
Bitch...
Rush for milk.
You are leaving...
Bobby
Bobby, where are you?
No.
Give Bobby a call.
Will Auntie Fiona remember what she did
after having that hallucinogenic mushroom?
I am not sure.
At least she can remember Bobby's number.
Everyone will have different reasons in taking drugs.
The rich will take more.
The poor will take less.
Wanna get slim? Wanna do great in study? Or wanna get back the youth?
Some people will take drugs no matter they are
happy or not.
As what I just said,
it's a reason or an excuse?
I think you are the only one who knows the answer.
Stop.
Stay!
Who is she?
Friend.
Will you kiss a friend?
You know I am back from overseas.
What is the problem for a birthday kiss?
Overseas my ass!
You are just selling BBQ pork in Chinatown.
So what? I can support you with that.
What do you want?
Let's go.
You fool around with hooker?
What did you say? Who is hooker?
You are hooker instead?
Hooker!...
Have a fight then.
Just fight for a while.
Shut up!
We are blocking the way, can we just leave?
Get lost.
Wait for me.
Ray.
You stop there.
Let's go.
In fact...
I have been going out...
with Ray for 2 years.
But he said his wife doesn't wants a divorce.
I don't mind that.
What I have been seeking for is...
Love.
Didn't you ask me why there are so many rubbish...
and luggage in the car?
6 months ago...
I ran a gift shop.
But the business is lousy.
My girlfriend told me that she's not gonna strive together with me.
This morning,
she packed all my stuff...
Those are the left over.
Why would you become...
Delivery guy?
My friend knows that I am broke.
But I have a car though.
So I helped him to do the delivery.
I have thought it over.
Starting from tomorrow,
I will wait for my Mr. Right.
Good for you.
You do the last delivery with me,
my delivery work
will come to an end.
Ok.
Let me see you off on your last trip.
Your last trip.
I am still young
and have a bright future.
Wait.
See if you can catch up.
How's that?
Can't reach the client?
Call him later.
What is that?
Honey.
I found it in your rubbish.
But it's so tight.
Is it expired?
You are too weak.
Have you eaten yet?
By the way.
I am starving.
You really can eat.
Great.
Awesome.
Let me find you something to eat.
Ok.
What's up?
Ok.
Madam
The one ahead looks suspicious.
Need to check him out?
What do you think?
He looks normal.
You are just looking things on the outside.
I am sure he must be up to something.
You two go ahead.
Check him out?
That's not the way it goes.
Check out the car in pink
at the back.
Fly, Shing.
Miss. Miss.
Police. Police.
Shit!
Police...
Freeze!
Stop there! What's up?
She's nothing to do with this.
That's the way it goes.
I told you he must be up to something.
Don't move.
Shoot him.
Shoot his head.
Go ahead, have you learnt that in the training?
Take your handcuffs and cuff him...
Sir, that's right...
Don't move...
You are right, she's nothing to do with this...
Run...
Don't move!
Kit.
She's nothing to do with this.
Just get me, sir.
Let her go...
I said let her go, sir.
That's the way it goes.
Shit!
Can I have a mask, sir?
No...
Hairless tiger?
What's that?
It's porno magazine.
Porno magazine?
Fuck!
Madam.
What did you find?
A small packet.
What's that?
Fruit skin.
Fruit skin?
Really?
It is fruit skin though.
Fuck, and you?
Madam, dried sausage.
Dried sausage?
It's liver sausage.
You are so superficial.
One more, madam.
You are in deep shit!
Bastard
Bastard!
You said I am a bastard?
Madam.
I mean I am a bastard.
He said you are all bastard.
Bastard!
You just don't get it.
Madam.
What's that?
Sanitary napkin.
I know that.
Did you check it inside?
Yes, madam.
Can you check it thoroughly?
It' 3 just a sanitary napkin.
Why couldn't they find the hallucinogenic mushroom?
I made them disappear.
Don't get it.
My friend just called me.
And I know he loves those mushrooms.
So I sold that to him.
Moon.
You are cool.
I don't have enough cash, I'll give you later.
Ok.
I will deposit into your account.
What about those fruit skin and sausage?
I took that when we were...
at your mom's place.
I still don't get it...
What about the sanitary napkin?
You won't understand, it's women's stuff.
No...
My mom shouldn't have period long ago...
But I have still.
Anyway, safety is the most important.
Well, thank you so much.
If it's not you, I wouldn't be safe.
I helped you out, should you...
Repay you.
Look.
Let's talk about that at home, ok?
You said...
It's so crowded here, just stop that, ok?
You said you would only love me.
I think...
if we break up, everything have to be clear-cut.
That'd be fair to both of us.
Just drop me off here.
I should send you home.
No need.
We are not that close...
I can go home myself...
Ok.
We just met last night.
In fact I should thank you.
Thank me?
Those cops came and searched your car...
I saw you rushed out...
and took the blame.
I was so moved at that moment.
No one has ever
cared about me
for all these years.
Thanks.
Shing, I am leaving.
Moon!
Nothing.
Shing, I am really leaving.
Bye.
Wait.
Shing, he's mine.
Morning.
April 18th
Yesterday, April 19th
Tomorrow, April 17th
Today is Saturday, it's now 06:02 am.
You are listening First line in the morning.
Everyone get a rubber ready?
Right.
Listen to a song first.
Birds of a feather flock together...
Moon!
Honey.
You can open it?
No.
Yesterday, didn't you say...
you will wait for your Mr. Right?
That's...
The sun is up.
Tomorrow of yesterday would be today.
What are you trying to say?
I want to be your Mr. Right.
I have to go back though.
If I don't go back, how can I pack my stuff?
Packing UP!
You still have room in your car?
Sure!
Let's go.
Your car is over there.
Yes.
I am in luck.
Give me the honey.
Well,
Kit and I have started a relationship because of the mushroom.
I am not sure whether we can get along well or not.
Anyway-
The mushroom would be our match-maker.
I have to say thank you though.
It seems a bit weird.
I didn't take any drugs.
I have decided I don't need that no more.
Because in my heart...
Previously on hardcore comedy
Pang.
Today is not your day.
Bro Bauer...
Irene
Give $500,000
to Pang..
Can't stop the killing
Here you go.
Don't misunderstand.
I am not Japanese.
But
most of the time
I have to speak Japanese.
I was born in HK.
I am a senior chef of a Japanese restaurant.
Every day, I have to face tons of meat.
Especially those...
tender and fresh ones.
(Let's get fucked.)
What's my name?
(Let's get fucked.)
Maggie
No, I am Macy.
You don't have to tell me your name.
I will forget it right away.
It hurts, watch your teeth (Canine).
This evil...
monster of underwear.
I will rip off
all your evil underwear.
Going to work for feeding oneself.
But you never thought that
being a chef
could screw so many horny chicks.
I swear
I won't quit the job.
How many times have I told you?
Don't fool around in the restaurant.
Boss, I swear I didn't
I just saw you
Do you know what I bought for you?
Watermelon juice, it's good to your skin.
Take your time.
Recently, fucking around...
doesn't satisfy me anymore.
So after work...
I will go for something more exciting.
Hey bro.
My boss is waiting for you inside.
Into the wrong hole.
Take that off.
You have to aim right, take that off too.
Blow.
You just blow him, don't blow me.
This is a private club for members only.
Bro Bauer is the boss here.
Although he never admit it,
I know that
He...
is a gangster.
Bro Bauer.
Pang.
I have been waiting for you.
What are we gonna play today?
Blackjack.
Ok.
Give me some chips.
No need to count.
You can tell it's $100,000 by the smell.
Deal.
You will have the chance to lose.
All gamblers are the same.
When you are in luck,
you won't leave the table.
Because...
You want to win more.
I am in luck,
maybe double down the bet.
Please.
That's ok.
Until you begin to lose,
you will say to yourself,
my luck
will be back.
Next bet...
I can make that up in the next bet.
Pang.
Today is not your day.
Bro Bauer...
Irene
Give $500,000
to Pang.
When you believe in
what it ain't right.
Sometimes...
it will be too late to regret for that.
I forgot how much money I've lost to Bro Bauer.
Anyway
I am fucked.
Bro Bauer, the money that I owe you...
There's something I want you to help.
Bro Bauer told me so many things.
But I could hardly hear a word.
I just remembered my father told me.
Men...
would rather go whoring than to go gambling.
(Sex)
Don't fuck me...
(sodomy)
No...
I am having diarrhea...
No...
Bro Bauer...
Ying keeps messing around
for he has many followers those can really fight.
(Ying) for he has many followers those can really fight.
(Ying)
I don't care what he did before.
But now he even hit my brother.
My brother is working at FEHD.
He almost got beaten to cripple last week.
Sir.
I am an officer of FEHD.
I saw you just pee on the street...
and threw away your cigarette bud in public area...
I didn't do it on purpose.
Give me a chance?
You have violated ordinance 570...
Yeah
Beat him up
Help, don't beat me...
If you help me to kill Ying...
The money that you owe me...
will be settled, all right?
Bro Bauer.
I'm not a hit man, I never murdered anybody...
You used to kill fish!
How the fuck wouldn't you know that huh?
Murder? No kidding!
And even if you don't kill him now...
He will kill you sooner or later.
I just don't get it
why would Ying wants to kill me?
But I am sure that
I got framed by Bauer this time.
I will let you know when and where.
At this time tomorrow,
I will wait here for your good news.
Ordered me to kill someone...
He's actually sending me to death.
When you have the chance to realize...
there's a countdown of your lifespan.
What would you do?
Suddenly...
I want to see someone.
Without him...
I wouldn't be such an asshole today.
Mom has died not long ago.
You are fooling around with that woman.
You are too young to understand that.
If you bring that woman back...
I will leave!
Dad.
Only you are here?
Since you left,
I would be the only one here.
Are you trying to raise a fight?
Yes.
I am.
By the way...
don't strain yourself too hard...
or I have to wrap up for you.
You guys are noisy.
Be quiet, please...
He's your younger brother.
His name is Dew.
I haven't come back for a few years,
I never thought that I will have a younger brother.
Although we have different mothers,
why does he look just like me?
I've spent...
one of the last 24 hours of my life...
playing with Dew,
my half-brother.
So as to do my duty as his brother.
This one...
This one?
Be careful...
Brother.
It's all yours now.
What do you have inside?
These are superman figures...
I'm sure you'd love that.
And this one...
Norman Cheung, the dancing king.
You should memorize the lyrics, ok?
Okay.
(Norman Cheung?) Okay.
(Norman Cheung?)
(Who is he?)
What's that?
You'll know when you're getting older.
Don't peek.
I can't be with you any longer.
From now on, you should take care of dad.
Can I count on you?
Sure.
Okay.
You haven't come for a long time.
Won't you stay for a while?
You should get a new name for him instead of Dew.
Its sounds weird.
Where is brother going?
Ling.
Have you seen Yan?
Yan?
I haven't seen her since we graduated.
Why?
Still falling for her?
It's been quite a while...
There shouldn't be anything left.
You don't have feelings for her...
but she does.
What did you say?
Twins told me that
she just came back from Canada.
She's been single for all these years.
coz she's been waiting for someone.
It's me
telling you that she's single.
Her father's restaurant is still there.
Go and look for her.
Take a seat.
I am looking for Yan.
Yan, someone is looking for you.
Damn it!
No wonder Ling said she's still single.
Yan is turning into
ammo
But, if you love someone...
you shouldn't just love her appearance.
I must tell her my heart...
I must tell her everything.
Anything I can help, sir?
Don't you recognize me?
Are you mistaken, sir?
Listen.
I came here to apologize.
Yan, I love you.
Are you ok?
In fact, you haven't changed at all.
You are still so passionate like before.
I do remember that...
I used to sit here...
Do you remember...
how we met then?
Yan, delivery.
Yes.
Yan!
I give you a ride.
My name is Pang.
I know that.
Am I that famous?
For being naughty.
Have you ever heard that
women would love naughty men.
How about you?
We are taking pictures!
What's up?
What are you doing?
What's up?
Would twins share the same thinking?
Yeah, so?
I am working on a research...
If I kiss you...
will you feel my tongue?
You dirty bastard.
Get out of here.
You don't have to do this for rejecting me.
In fact, after the New Year's Eve,
I will go to Canada for my study.
I know a good place to see the fireworks show.
Let's stay together for this New Year's Eve?
Are you dating me?
Speaking
What?
Where are you?
Pang...
Help me.
He gambled in my account.
And he lost $5,000 to me.
Are you paying for him?
How would I have so much money?
Shut up, dick head!
I bet with you.
One single bet for $10,000.
Ready...
Go...
No.1...
No.7...
No.1...
No.4...
No.1...
No.4...
No.1...
Stop!
Bastard! Didn't you say you have no money?
No...
What the fuck!
Grab his legs.
Break his legs as the interest.
We had a date...
Why didn't you show up?
You won't understand.
You are badly hurt?
Help me to get up.
How are you doing?
Are you ok?
If it's not you, I would be okay.
Do you want...
to get something to eat?
Don't you think we should go to hospital first?
Will you get full for taking medicine?
On this New Year's Eve...
it's quite romantic for us.
Delivery...
Yan.
Let's go for the delivery?
What?
Are you serious
for what you told Fatso just now?
Just kidding! Don't be so serious.
I did hear that clearly.
You said you love me.
Am I mistaken?
That's right.
It's just too late for me to say that.
Help!...
I love you...
I love you, I can't live without you...
You crazy fuck!
I love you...
Love you...
Idiot
I gotta go.
Pang!
Don't run away!
Wait for me.
Leave me alone!
Wait, you motherfucker!
When will I...
see you again?
I didn't answer her.
Coz I don't want to lie to her before dying.
Hello, sir.
Will you help our donation?
Donation? What kind? Sperm?
No, organ donation.
I will donate all my organs to you,
I am afraid it won't be a full set of body.
Thanks for your support.
Remember to bring this card with you.
Why do you have to quit?
Just tell me.
I have never thought of wooing you
for all these years.
It's not because you are not attractive.
It's because I see you as my relative.
In my whole life,
you are the best woman I have ever met.
You just came here
to make me cry.
It's ok.
Bro Bauer.
Ying is heading back to his office.
Pang, action.
Norman Cheung.
I like you so much.
Cool! Idol!
It's good to see you.
I want to ask you...
after experiencing the ups and downs...
How can you bottom out?
Everyone has his own path.
Whether he's lucky or not,
it doesn't depend on what he gets.
It depends on what he's learnt to let go.
For all these years,
I have earned much more than what I lost.
Idol.
So Long.
I could bump into my idol.
Even if I have to die,
I would die in peace.
Wait for me outside.
Yes, boss.
Baby.
Do you know what I bought for you?
It's salmon sashimi, your favourite.
My favorite huh? I know you sleep around on me.
You have been tailed long ago.
Yes.
I did sleep with him.
So what?
How many times you made love to him?
Which style do you like? Up or down?
Doggy?
Feel great?
Macy
Listen to me.
We are over.
Macy
Go fuck yourself, you asshole!
Boss.
I will take care of her.
What do you mean take care of her you smart ass?
Get her back and beat her up.
Ok...
Not fallen yet...
Who the hell are you?
Why are you trying to kill me?
What the fuck!
Are you that nice?
Not surprising though.
I would do all the charity works, like
selling flags, walks for millions...
Enough.
I just can't do it.
No, Macy.
Even if you don't kill him now.
He will kill you sooner or later.
I did sleep with him, so what?
You're a dead man
Holy shit!
Screw my girl.
Fucker!
Chop him up.
Go!
Stop there!
How you doing, boss?
Stop, bastard!
Stop
Stop there
stop
Keep it up, boss.
Are you all right, boss?
Meal...
Boss.
Here you go...
Here you go, boss.
Let me feed you, boss...
It's pill... not meal...
Boss...
Kill him...
Stop there!
Stop...
Stop there, bastard!
Stop, police
Dear audience,
Don't think that I could run away like this.
Five seconds later,
I was caught by Bro Bauer's followers.
Bro Bauer...
Watch...
After the forensics team inspection,
it's believed that the victim is died of induced heart attack.
It's nothing related to gang violence.
The police also found...
Don't worry, Pang.
The money that you owe me...
is now settled.
Queen Mary Hospital for organ transplant.
Irene
It's so happy.
Let's play a bet for celebration.
Life is a gamble.
In fact,
we shouldn't complain about how lousy our lives are.
Like my idol, Norman Cheung said,
Whether one is lucky or not,
it doesn't depend on what he gets.
It depends on what he's learnt to let go.
The best luck,
is able to be with your loved one.
And I think...
I've already got that.
Yan.
Dare you meet me here.
We can't see the fireworks from here anymore.
We can't see it here.
But we can see it somewhere else.
Who says I will see it with you?
I can't see it with other guys, can I?
I will only See it with him!
Maybe you can find another guy better than me.
But you won't find someone
who loves you as much as I do.
Almost...
It hurts...
It's too tight...
It's like that...
Keep it up...
Ah...
It's done...
Bump into her in a stormy night.
Love her for her attractiveness.
Beg for her kindness after the night.
To find the next victim.
Ah, it's hot like burning.
Ah, it's like there's infinite energy.
Ah, if you are careless.
Ah, it will be too late to regret for that.